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From: joliensparta76@plumbersunite.net
To: Gilad@yodelers.com
Sent: Belkron the 472, 6427
Subject: little kids
Dear Gilad,
Why do you hate little kids so much? I mean, you were little once, weren't you? Did you like having guys give you "luring candy", or bribing you into jumping off a cliff in a buisness suit? Anyway, my point is that I don't think you should hate little kids that much. It's just mean.
Sincerely,
Dolahbor, Crenshope, Native America, Greece, India
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Okay, where are you from Dorrable, Greece or India? Make up your mind already. Anyways, I have my reasons for hating little kids. Why, you ask? Because once, when I was young, I was an outcast at school. One day I was lurking in a corner, when out came this mean boy named Taylor. "Get out of our secret lair now or we'll pound you to smithereens!" Taylor yelled at me. At the time, I was focusing on nothing but meditating, so I didn't hear him until he said, "Well, boys, he asked for it!" He really did pound me to smithereens. Even 40 years later, you do not want to see my face. I mean seriously, you don't. So until next time, send me your emails and I will probably babble on about something completely unrelated.
My face (don't look!)
6 comments:
Isin't your face made of soap?
Well, thanks for pointing out the obvious, Greatnerd. As for it not being attached to my neck, well, that is all explained on my blog, Fickle Pig.
Hey, your Fickle Pig blog dosen't exist.
I know, it existed for about 3 minutes.
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