Email #3

Alright folks, it's that time again...
From: heterotrophdude92@whydoipoop.com
To: Gilad@yodelers.com
Sent: Nowadona the 612, 1632, Tezomatraebolieac
Subject: what a cute rhinocerous barley sprout!


Dear Gilad,

If you had a pet, what would he look like? Would he be rabid?


Sincerely

Kem Bolier, Clergy, NY
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Hey? Your from Clergy, NY? Do you know my older cousin's ex- girlfriend's, sister's, cousin 47 times removed's, mailman's, roommate in college's, local celebrity pharmacist's nephew? Oh wait, he lives in Svalbard. Umm.. Oops... Ok, he dosen't live in Svalbard anymore, he moved to Clergy. His name is Bartholemew Gorbanelloya. You don't know him? Well, okay...

Anyways Ken, if I had a pet, itwould have a proboscis with tentacles, and a long neck with spears sticking out of it. He would also have a long stinger at the back. It would look like a squid, but have red and black stripes down it's right leg, which is made out of wooden scantlings. Oh man, this pet's gonna be awesome. I want one! Would it swim or walk, hmm. Well, with it's leg of scantlings, it'tl have to swim. I would get a pool for it.

So until next time, send me some good emails!