Aliens Update

I watched an interesting program recently on NGC. It was all about these people who believe aliens exist (obviously, I am one of them). Check out the show's website at http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/isitreal/episodes.html. Scroll down to "Ancient Astronauts".

Here is the show











Do not doubt me!

Email #6

running gilad_email.exe
oho! i got one!

From: bellytums@fakeadvertizing.com
To: Gilad@yodelers.com
Sent: Kolumbas Day in September
Subject: Aliens do suck

Dear Gilad,
Whats your problem? Do you not realise that aliens do suck? They are so stupid! Anyways, I am very annoyed to see that you disagree.

Disagreeably yours,

Fred Rd.,
Tennesee, Mars
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Fred rd. huh? Is that your adress; like you want me to come and stalk you or something. Anyways, I wouldn't be able to because apparently you live on Mars.

Aliens don't suck! If you disagree I will chuck you out of a window, or a roof or something. Unfortuanetly, you have *cough cough* disguised your address so I do not know where you possibly could live. Be ready when I ring that Martian-made doorbell because I'm coming for you.

I am also annoyed that you said aliens are stupid. You know where all those myths about Aliens being great with computers and building UFOs and stuff came from? They are real! I have seen one! So shut up about your "aliens are stupid business". So shut up!


Bartholomew Gorbanolla took that for me

The truth behind "Aliens Don't Suck"

Quite frankly, the truth will have to be decoded from "Norwegian".

- En gang , en fremmed land inne meg bakgården. Han klatre ute av hans skål og ga meg en ark det sa meg å henge fast meg leder inne en frisk. Så dvs hva JEG did. Stund nedsenkning meg leder inne det frisk , JEG fikk en epiphany og JEG innsett det fremmed gjorde ikke amme. Utgangen.

The answer is here. Have fun! And remember children, aliens don't suck!

P.S. The original "Aliens don't suck" can be viewed at the bottom of this blog.

Whale Giving Birth 2

Yeah, check it out. Its kinda weird though...

Email #5

Alright folks, yea...
From: jehrrygonzalex@me7ikanoselopas.cer
To: Gilad@yodelers.com
Sent: Crepeday the 1349, Berrin, 2064
Subject: I like the tavo armier

Dear Gilad,
HEY!!! Whats up? I was just wondering if you ever watched football. With the superbowl couming up, I wanted to know which team u supperted.
Thanx,

Hansel McXavier the III
Battlefoeld Road, Kansas-type, Monocules, France, Germany
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Hansel McGretel? What kinda name is that? Are you related to Ronald McDonald or something? Anyway, I like your topic. I love watching kickball (I wonder why you called it football. Maybe it has something to do with the McDonalds thing, like you are anti-active or something so you don't like words like "kick" or "hit" or stuff like that). I think that kickball needs some more action, especially when they play it indoors. Man, that is so boring. I saw this kid break a lightbulb once. Plus, the leagues that go through that torture are always ending up drowned in some river near Bangkok. Anyway, kickball would just need some more action, but I still like it a bit, erm, I guess.

I was also wondering about the Super bowl thing you talked about. Is that just a bowl with special flight abilities, or extra muscles, or arms, or venomous teeth or something? Man, I would want one of those...

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-First aid kits

-Blood-stoppers

-Extra lightbulbs

-Kickballs (medicine balls with a twist)

-Baseball bats (if you get frustrated)

-Guns (for extreme situations)

-Mines (plant one on each base! Provided by Logitec Scams inc.)

and last but not least...

-Toilet paper (just buy it! I'm having problems with my rent, ok!)

Advertizement (just read it)

Would you like to buy a Super Bowl? Well come on down to Moe's to pick up one! Special features include:

-arms and muscles

-tentacles

-venomous teeth

-flight cape (will not actually fly)

-speech abilities (NOT a built-in Speak and Spell)

This pet1 is subject to having special powers for real!!! So pick one up!!!

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