Well it didn't come out quite the way I wanted it

So, Socrates, Pretty Much I Am Going To Run The Same Paragraph Through A Bunch Of Different Translators. Comment On Your Favorite.

Paragraph: Hello! I hope this is the right translator because they came out pretty funny. Anyways, I am in an airport and this ugly lady is staring at me and then I am diving. My face does feel better after the massage, but apples don't divide up evenly? I HAVE ONLY 20 more seconds to live. Tell your friends that Pirate's Booty is the most amazing snack in the world. Willem Dafoe is the best and I wish you well in your afterlife.

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Translator 3)Hallo! Jeg håper dette er rett oversetter fordi de kom ut morsomt. Anyways, jeg er på en flyplass og denne stygge damen er stirrer på meg og jeg dykking. Ansiktet mitt virker føler deg bedre etter massasje, men epler ikke dele opp jevnt? Jeg har bare 20 flere sekunder å leve. Fortell vennene dine at Pirate's Booty er den mest fantastiske snack i verden. Willem Dafoe er den beste og jeg ønsker deg vel i afterlife.

Personally, I like Translator 2 the best

The woes of piethrowing

Ever since the tradition of pie throwing came into action, it has been a rude and insulting past time. Most people like to use primates instead of actual pies, but many prefer to stick alongside the food groups, using either strawberries or house salads instead of pies. In fact, the English throw black pudding from their breakfasts, which is actually boiled pig blood. Overall, the act of pie throwing is very underrated. And yes, I know this one sucked.

Some random pictures that I took on my 2 day vacation