The woes of piethrowing

Ever since the tradition of pie throwing came into action, it has been a rude and insulting past time. Most people like to use primates instead of actual pies, but many prefer to stick alongside the food groups, using either strawberries or house salads instead of pies. In fact, the English throw black pudding from their breakfasts, which is actually boiled pig blood. Overall, the act of pie throwing is very underrated. And yes, I know this one sucked.