Jun 23, 2008

Email #8

Today is a very special day...
From: douknowwhoiam@youprobablydont.org
To: Gilad@yodelers.com
Sent: Sometime in the 14th Century
Subject: Some presidents?

Dear Gilad,
Hi. I am a concerned person. Living in Michigan.

Could you give me some advice on car, and painting?
TY its good from me
George

PS i need help with car alot.
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Dear Gerogue,

Thank you for your concern. I am avaliable for appointments on weekdays! Thanks for asking! Check out my business blog at www.thisisreallybusiness.blogspot.com Call my secretary and we can arrange a time to discuss your feelings.

Good luck with that!

Gilad

PS I can also help you alot with car.

Jun 20, 2008

This is definitely a virus

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The Pig in the Brig contest

If anyone can figure out this pig's name, I will award them with a poster of me doing the limbo under a burning scarecrow.

Good luck, and if you don't win, Matt, you're going to be in for it!

Jun 2, 2008

Bean or Sheen?

Sorry I haven't been on in a while; I have been having a bad case of fleas. Today, I bring you a supreme argument to waste your time and consideration: Which is better: Bean or Sheen?

Bean argument:
Beans can go good with anything, especially Mexican food, such as tacos, burritos, quesadillas, or fajitas. Plus, you can make strange sounds and smells in the next few hours, which is an added bonus.


Mmm, beans...

Sheen argument (I was trying to make it shine; it didn't quite work):
Sheen is shine, like the shine on a golden watch or some jewelery. Sheen itself is light which is reflected by something shiny, like a golden watch or some jewelery. Personally, I would say that sheen is pretty stupid, and would have to go with beans because sheen is not something which you can take with you wherever you go, unless you wear a golden watch or some jewelery.


Mmm, gold watch...

So what do you think, all you people...? Don't go away! Veins and Gore: the dissection of human bodies will be right back!