Emails

As you all know, I have not received ONE SINGLE EMAIL. I just have to make these emails up. And, yes, I mean ONE SINGLE EMAIL. If I receive ONE SINGLE EMAIL, I guarantee you, it will be answered. Please send your ONE SINGLE EMAIL to lemonlimejuice7@aim.com. Please do it for me!

Do you know who i am?

Figure it out, then call the doctor.

Vampire Disease

If you keep up with the news, there has been a recent case of Vampire Disease. This is very bad, because now, four out of five people are vampires. Makes life a little dangerous, eh? To solve this problem, please donate all of your money to Gilad's Foundation for Vampire Disease Prevention (a.k.a Awesome Stuff for Gilad Fund).

GFVDP Associates
559 Nottascam Rd.
54 Postal Box, Minnesota, Great Lakes, Michigan OMGUG