Email #5

Alright folks, yea...
From: jehrrygonzalex@me7ikanoselopas.cer
To: Gilad@yodelers.com
Sent: Crepeday the 1349, Berrin, 2064
Subject: I like the tavo armier

Dear Gilad,
HEY!!! Whats up? I was just wondering if you ever watched football. With the superbowl couming up, I wanted to know which team u supperted.
Thanx,

Hansel McXavier the III
Battlefoeld Road, Kansas-type, Monocules, France, Germany
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Hansel McGretel? What kinda name is that? Are you related to Ronald McDonald or something? Anyway, I like your topic. I love watching kickball (I wonder why you called it football. Maybe it has something to do with the McDonalds thing, like you are anti-active or something so you don't like words like "kick" or "hit" or stuff like that). I think that kickball needs some more action, especially when they play it indoors. Man, that is so boring. I saw this kid break a lightbulb once. Plus, the leagues that go through that torture are always ending up drowned in some river near Bangkok. Anyway, kickball would just need some more action, but I still like it a bit, erm, I guess.

I was also wondering about the Super bowl thing you talked about. Is that just a bowl with special flight abilities, or extra muscles, or arms, or venomous teeth or something? Man, I would want one of those...

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-First aid kits

-Blood-stoppers

-Extra lightbulbs

-Kickballs (medicine balls with a twist)

-Baseball bats (if you get frustrated)

-Guns (for extreme situations)

-Mines (plant one on each base! Provided by Logitec Scams inc.)

and last but not least...

-Toilet paper (just buy it! I'm having problems with my rent, ok!)

Advertizement (just read it)

Would you like to buy a Super Bowl? Well come on down to Moe's to pick up one! Special features include:

-arms and muscles

-tentacles

-venomous teeth

-flight cape (will not actually fly)

-speech abilities (NOT a built-in Speak and Spell)

This pet1 is subject to having special powers for real!!! So pick one up!!!

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