Dec 12, 2007

Email #1

running...gilad_email.exe

From: somefreak482@thecloppsed.org
To: Gilad@yodelers.com
Sent: Freakday the 517, Hogansparrt, 2497, at 5:73 PM
Subject: your funyness

Dear Gilad,

Why are you so funy? Do you have tricks about being funy? What the hell is your problem anyway? Do you have family or friends? Does the guy living next dor from you have cancer isues? Why do you sue random tramps (I'm one of them).

Sincerely,
Gehrton, OR

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Oh, my god, why do you guys keep sending me these Otter Respiration emails. I don't care about the Otter sweat buisness! Anyways, heres the answer to your questions: Because I am, It is a skill I aquired at birth, I don't have any problems besides my rattlesnake-skin tent, I do not prefer a family, what the hell is a "dor" anyway? (he does), and finally, because they want to steal my rattlesnake-skin tent. Well, there's the answer to your questions Getlostn. So, until next time, send me your emails and I will try to make sense of your spelling...I mean answer them.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You make fun of me speeling but u never feel the way a fickle pig does?

Gilad said...

Oh yes, Getlostn, you sure do have a nice fickle pig!

Anonymous said...

I felt yuu fiskal pigm, LEVIATHIN, questing for butts"!

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