True Story (it's true)

This is not Norwegian. I'm so suing this company!

English: This is a test. I repeat this is a test. When we were on the ship that was transporting calculators to Italy, it was only a test when we decided to blow up the engine and see if our boat would still get there in a few days. We were off the coast of Svalbard. It didn't work out very well. Not only did our boat blow up, we had to continue with the shipment on lifeboats. We had no room for the paddles, so in a few years we floated to Greenland. We all died of starvation. Next time kids, bring your canteen ice!

Norwegian: This ice finish test. IN repeat this ice finish test. When we were on in spite of the fact that shipping that was mobile calculators dates back to Italy it was only finish test when we decided dates back to blow hide in spite of the fact that engine duck see if our boat would calm get unify set on finish few days. We were off in spite of the fact that coast shame Svalbard. It didn't work procure very well. Not only did our boat blow hide we had dates back to continue conform in spite of the fact that shipment on lifeboats. We had no room for in spite of the fact that paddles so set on finish few years we floated dates back to Greenland. We all died shame starvation. Next concurrent kids bring your canteen ice!

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