Two Strange World Wide Web Features

First is this one, which is definitely a virus.



Next, this one, which I don't even get...


ENJOY THESE PIECES OF THE WEB
BUT LATER, YOU WON'T HAVE INTERNET AT ALL!!! MUHAHAH
Wait, did i just say that out loud
I meant, uh, well, ok imgonnabreakintoyourhousestonitecyabye!