Former address:
www.thisisreallybusiness.blogspot.com
Sunday, October 26, 2008
New Job
After being turned down many times, I had to resort to earning money off of ads on my blogs. So please, for the love of Pete, click on everything so I can afford to feed my dog.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Dear Readers
If anyone wants to buy some lemonade, drop down to my house in Alaska for some ice cold lemonade, because I don't have a job...
Monday, July 14, 2008
New Job
I have recently gotten a new job, because I was fired from my last one!
I am now employed at Benny's Dirty Labor and Minimum Wage Factory as an assembly line worker! I am making a little more than 6 dollars an hour. Call me if you need my services as a counselor for your problems.
I am now employed at Benny's Dirty Labor and Minimum Wage Factory as an assembly line worker! I am making a little more than 6 dollars an hour. Call me if you need my services as a counselor for your problems.
Monday, June 23, 2008
This is definitely my resume
Gilad Yodeler
56 Alaska Somewheres Snowroad
Somewhere in Greenland
1-800-getouttamyface
gilad@yodelers.com
Copyright 1943 Thisisdefinitelyaresumecompany Inc. Somewhere in Greenland
1-800-getouttamyface
gilad@yodelers.com
Education:
Primitive Tactics Academy
Primitive Tactics Academy
- Learned how to string a bow, shoot arrows
- Whaling club for 3 years
- Firemaking 101: The woods
- Tent-making
- Gutted dead animals in wild
- Identifying organs class
- Beaver stews
- No PhD's whatsoever
- No experience
- Unsanitary conditions
- Lots of pain required
- Will eat body after surgery.
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