<:( "no, please don't.."
$>:) "i'm gonna rid you of that nose you got there"
goes in for the punch...
<:o "wait! i have a message for you. your mother is dead!"
$>8-0 "are you serious?????????"
by this time, <:( has managed to run away to the cornfields
$>:-0 "hey, where'd he go?"
<:( manages to get into a UFO he finds in the cornfield
<:(
|83{ "grebnhs gragblak pocjeblous bolijacks ghnorblish klboglabv conglaben shiklerbaz?"
|8J[ "bneskak jerbolvic qwesderby vollban!"
the two UFO pilots chuck <:( out of the bottom hatch at 3,000 ft. above ground. The corn softens his fall, but not enough...
<:( "oh dear"
<:( is dead
The moral of this story? Find out!
P.S. (It's the monkey!)